I still have pubic hair. There I said it. Now its not like I have a huge bush or anything, but I feel like everyone else in the world has none. I keep it trimmed pretty short, but its still there. I’ve wanted to shave it all off for a while now but have never gotten up enough nerve.
So this was the topic of the night at our home this evening. My husband and I both decided to trim down stairs, both of us, all of it. He went first, but little did I know how long it would take. Thirty minutes and all the hot water later, it was my turn. Unfortunately, cold water made it a “no-go” for Mrs. Sled. But I will tell you, when my husband was done, it was like when Zac Efron got out of the car in that movie, “17 Again,” I couldn’t stop staring at it with my mouth hanging open. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, see below…
My husband’s junk was that hot! Talk about a turn on girls. No more fuzzy caterpillars in the Sled House, for sure.
So needless to say I jumped right on that thing after Community went off. I started going down on him because I couldn’t keep my hands (and mouth) off of it. It was smoother, bigger and a huge turn on to see every inch of it. As I kept at it, he grabbed my hips and pulled me on top of him and started to go to town on me. When I just couldn’t stand it anymore I spun around on top of him and slid him inside. It was amazing! I felt so much closer to him as out bare skin was pressed together. It was so good, until he finished inside me. He stayed hard and we tried to keep going, but it started to burn inside. I got up, went to the bathroom, and it felt a little better, but still some burning. Does this happen to anyone else? I looked online and I think based on other symptoms, I have a high alkaline vagina. Like a Duracell? Don’t worry I have a doctors appointment coming up to get it all sorted out.
But anyway, really good sex tonight, no orgasm for me, but I will try again tomorrow. Tomorrow is also the day it all comes off! So if you have any pube shaving or upkeep advice, it is welcome.